"What did I tell you about wearing pants Sissy?"
"You said only women and men can wear pants...."
"And?"
"Sissies wear dresses and skirts!"
"And what are you wearing Sissy?"
"I'm wearing pants....but I was working in the front garden and my dresses and skirts are all so short every time I bend over people can see my panties and....."
"Enough Sissy!!! What did I say I would do if I caught you wearing pants?"
"You said you'd spank me on the front porch for all the world to see!!!"
"That's right Sissy....so take those pants down and I'm going to spank your ass red!!!! Then we're going to burn those pants and any others you may still have hidden around here!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!"